Seriously i need sm good advice....?

Fire the maid, quit your job, stay home with the baby, get some self esteem about your weight, and sleep with your husband. If you don't, someone else will.

Im I lesbian? plz helpp I really need tew noo?

Ok Im 13 years young lol I think guysz are cute and all but I would NEVER go out with them only because I have very bad insercruity nd self hatred towards myself nd I think it would be sooo weird and akward going out with them like I feel like im not ready or somethin??? And I feel sooo bad for.myself because I dont know what wrng with mii like why cnt I just put myself out there and go out with them (guysz)bt I just cnt ? And girls well wen I first look at them im not sexualy attracted too themm I just think they are pretty.nd I wishhhh I cld look.lyk themm lol bt yes I hav exprienced wit ayy girl before lol bt I feel more comfy going out with ayy girl for some reasonn just not ayyy guyyy HELP ME PLZ I really need tew figure what tha hell iam?

Have u ever feel this way?

U like someone so much but due to some situation ur can't be together... U like that someone so much that it makes u feel so nervous but yet u can be yourself around that someone. And somehow u feel that he may feel the same way but coz' of the some certain barrier that is cld not be broken, there's nothing u can do about it... And that makes u feel so frustrated and upset all at the same time... ??

What are you doing this summer?

Today felt different. As Jonas entered the Annex Room he saw the Giver waiting on the reciving bed as usual. "Remove your tunic, Jonas" Giver said. Removing his tunic Jonas asked "what memory shall I be recieving today?" Jonas saw a smile wrinkle across the Giver's face and a sparkle in his eye. The Giver laid his hands on Jonas' bareback and suddenly he was in a room. The room was much like his own: a bed, drawer, and a window. But there was a major difference. Lying on the bed was a woman... with no clothes on. The woman's body overwhelmed Jonas. It was something he had never seen before. She seemed to have two buldges on her chest. Jonas precieved the word "breasts". Her lower parts were much different than Jonas'. She had much hair and it was hard to see anything. Suddenly Jonas felt a tension in his groin. Suddenly he felt his private parts stiffening. He precieved the word as "erection". "I want your big hard cock in my tight, wet pussy, Jonas" said the woman. Jonas didn't understand half the of the words she had just said. But he felt a sensation, much alike to the stirrings. He felt a sensation to insert his stiffening privates into this woman. And somehow, he knew where to insert. He pulled down his pants and the woman began to spread her legs. Jonas felt a tightening sensation inside of his stomach. He inserted his stiff privates into a cavity inside the womans legs. He precieved it as a "vagina". In and out. In and out. This was the repetative motion he made with his stiff privates. The feeling was amazing. It was a feeling he had never had before. It was a feeling he "needed". After continual thrusting, the woman moaned out loud in pleasure. Then Jonas felt something. Something in his privates. It felt like something was coming speeding up his private trying to burst out. Then he felt an explosion of pleasurable sensations. Then a warm milk like substance came rushing out of his private. He screamed in satisfaction. He pulled his now softening private out of the woman and she started to lick it clean. Suddenly Jonas was back in the Annex Room. "Giver! Giver! what was that? That was amazing!" "That Jonas, The Giver said,�was sexual intercourse. Also known as *******".

Things to make with leather?

i have a whole bunch of soft leather like so soft u cld make a leather dress out of it. what are some cool ideas i could make out of it? (not a dress) it dosnt have to be fancy! any ideas will work :)

Why does my husband go out of his why to help other women?

Yesterday my husband got on the computer while I was asleep to find out if anyone had any hub caps for sale. He found some on craigslist and then cld my next door neighbor to tell her to look on the list and there were some for sale. The next thing I know she is at the door w/her ipad telling me my husband had cld her and told her where to look. I told her he wasn't at home because I din't know he had come in. He then came from the den while we were talking. He showed her the info on our computer. The next thing I know he was asking me if I wanted to ride with THEM to pick them up. He said someone had stolen hers off of the car and she was going to take a trip out of town and wanted her car to look nice. My thing is this, she has a male friend and I'm wondering why my husband offered to take her to pick them up. It was good enough for him to do the research to find them. Was he going to take her w/out me going? He saw something he wanted to buy from the same area and would have sounded better if he had asked her to ride with us. I think he showed a total disrespect toward me even though he says nothing is going on w/them.It is the principal of the thing. I told him you just don't do this type of thing in a married relationship.

Me and my twin brother are now in a huge fight.?

So what is funny is we are both dating a pair of twins so... I made a date to "make out" with my girlfriend and on the way there I met you guessed it my girlfriends twin well... you guessed it she thought I was him and what turned from making out we actually had sex instead so... we found out after she was moaning my name witch you guessed wasn't my name well... My bro got mad my girlfriend also got mad but she didn't really get in trouble with my brother but my girlfriend dumped me what should I do to convince it was an acciedent. Because one thing is she told and she lied and said I tricked her WHAT SHOULD I DO.